write/draw/photograph/etc: we're looking for submissions! from you! even if you don't still live in nw ohio or hate it here or whatever! due june 15th (ish)! email them to email@example.com !
read/look at pretty pictures/like to support 'the arts' even though you personally could care less about poetry: issue one is on sale now! it's true! $4, or sliding scale! although i doubt you are too poor to afford $4! you can email us at the same address to order your copy!
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i am so never using another exclamation point ever in my life.